On Fuck Ups

  • Trinity: "Why are men staring at me today? Do I look good or something?"
  • Me: "Maybe."
  • Trinity: "I look like shit."
  • Me: "Maybe they're looking at you because you stare like shit."
  • Trinity:
  • Me: "Did you just hear what I said?!"
  • Trinity: "Can we just go back? Because you rarely fuck up, so let me just savor this moment!"